Will someone date me, please

everythingfox:

No work only play

(via)

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everythingfox:

Sound on

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liberalsarecool:

White male victimhood personality matched w/ douchebag consumer identity spells MAGA.

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gauntletqueen:

pika-memes:

sitcom behavior

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templatelord:

judasclementine-deactivated2023:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

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he sounds a bit more southern than texan but ya

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thepolyamorouspolymath:

soberscientistlife:

I am already going to hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did it occur to him that economic consequences are a good reason to just not commit treason in the first place?

These worries are thing every working class person has to think about whenever their car makes a weird sound or some other rainy day starts to come. I don’t feel sorry for the traitors at all. I’ll laugh in their face as they cry about their crimes.

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lacefuneral:

macromothmicroplastic:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

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animentality:

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sc52:

Let’s taste test each others precum and give compliments to the chef with sloppy moan filled kisses 🥵😚🤤🥴

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travalicious:

“this whole country mollycoddles christians and i’m fucking tired of it!”

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